1 00:00:02,872 --> 00:00:04,830 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:04,874 --> 00:00:06,678 - So here's the situation. There's a guy in there, 3 00:00:06,702 --> 00:00:09,661 he's fine, but it's just a little bit weird. 4 00:00:09,705 --> 00:00:11,402 Wait, is that thing on? - Yes, sir. 5 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:12,882 You're on Granny-Cam. 6 00:00:12,925 --> 00:00:14,164 - And you're gonna be wearing it the whole time? 7 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:15,643 - Yeah, Chief says somebody should wear it. 8 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:17,147 So I'm wearing it. - Okay, well, 9 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:18,646 then Chief's gonna love these visuals. 10 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:21,238 [chuckles] 11 00:00:21,282 --> 00:00:23,458 - Whoa. 12 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:25,373 - [groans] - Who would do this to someone? 13 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:26,872 - You know what? I think I've seen this before. 14 00:00:26,896 --> 00:00:27,897 It's called fisting. 15 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:31,074 - This isn't your father's fisting. 16 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:32,597 This is a new viral trend. - [grunts] 17 00:00:32,641 --> 00:00:33,903 - Oh, yeah, like planking. 18 00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:34,967 - Is that where you can't touch the floor? 19 00:00:34,991 --> 00:00:36,384 - No, that was the "Floor is Lava." 20 00:00:36,427 --> 00:00:38,101 - Hey, do you guys remember when we did the Mannequin 21 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,972 Challenge, but Chief's heavy breathing kept giving him away? 22 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:41,389 [laughter] - Yeah. 23 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:43,391 - [muffled laugh] - I was thinking that we would 24 00:00:43,434 --> 00:00:45,610 just use the 3-2-1 method. 25 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:47,047 - Ooh, let me get a better angle. 26 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:49,179 - Here we go. Excuse me. 27 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:50,354 - I'll go under. - All right. 28 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:51,790 - We're gonna go on three, okay? 29 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:53,357 Three, two, one. - Big exhale, okay? 30 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,620 - Three, two, one. [all grunt] 31 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:56,882 [hand pops] 32 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:59,059 [relieved groans] - Oh, thank you. 33 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:00,688 My--My toilet hand was starting to prune. 34 00:01:00,712 --> 00:01:01,907 - How were you able to call for help 35 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:03,237 with all this going on? 36 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,431 - Oh, I always livestream my fisting. 37 00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:06,457 One of my fans called on my behalf. 38 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:08,677 - Hey, can we redo our entrance so I can film it again? 39 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,394 I'm wanna iris up so I can get a better lighting. 40 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:11,917 - All right, cool. - We have to reenact it? 41 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:13,136 - Sure. - Yeah, yeah, thank you. 42 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,509 - Ugh. - Thank you. 43 00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:15,747 - You--You guys are kidding, right? 44 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:17,251 - Oh, you can fake it. 45 00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:20,036 I already got a great shot of the extraction. 46 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,125 - Oh, hey, buddy. Ugh, gross. 47 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:23,605 You switched hands. - Eh. 48 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:26,477 - Okay. And action! 49 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:29,480 [rock music] 50 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:35,225 ♪ 51 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:36,226 - ♪ The fire's out 52 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:39,142 ♪ Now you wanna be 53 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:41,492 ♪ Where the laughs are free 54 00:01:41,536 --> 00:01:44,669 ♪ Tacoma FD 55 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:49,239 [upbeat rock music] 56 00:01:49,283 --> 00:01:51,894 - Beep, beep, beep, beep. What's up, tree hugger? 57 00:01:51,937 --> 00:01:54,549 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. - Hey. 58 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:56,507 - Yeah, sorry I didn't see you there 59 00:01:56,551 --> 00:01:58,161 on account of how tiny your car is. 60 00:01:58,205 --> 00:02:00,468 Who makes that thing, Hot Wheels? 61 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:02,513 - My car way better for the environment 62 00:02:02,557 --> 00:02:03,949 than that thing you're driving. 63 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,734 Have you even heard of global warming? 64 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:07,320 - I have, but this truck shouldn't be a problem 65 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:09,172 for global warming, 'cause it's so cool. 66 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:10,521 - [scoffs] Sure. 67 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:12,697 - [chuckles] Oh, okay. 68 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:15,047 Oh, Jesus. [grunts] 69 00:02:15,091 --> 00:02:17,137 It's tall. [laughs] 70 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:18,244 - Did you just buy this thing? 71 00:02:18,268 --> 00:02:20,009 - It's a test loan from the dealership. 72 00:02:20,052 --> 00:02:21,445 Jesus Chrysler, you heard of them? 73 00:02:21,489 --> 00:02:24,187 ♪ Jesus Chrysler, we got heavenly deals! ♪ 74 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:26,450 - ♪ We got heavenly deals! - There you go, see? 75 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:28,148 Hey, notice anything different about me? 76 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:29,603 - Someone parked a big truck in your spot? 77 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:31,760 - Yeah! - You got a haircut? 78 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:33,109 - [sighs] It's the truck, Ike. 79 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,503 - Oh, that's--oh, yeah! Holy smokes! 80 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:36,915 - The dealership is letting me drive it for a week, yeah. 81 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:37,940 - It's a lot of truck. 82 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:41,117 I think it looks good on you, Chief, 83 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,355 like it was custom-made for you. 84 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:43,511 - Thank you, Eddie. 85 00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:44,575 The car you drive says a lot about you. 86 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:46,035 Next time you see someone driving 87 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:48,013 the exact same car as you, take a look at that driver. 88 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:49,145 It's like looking in the mirror. 89 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,363 - What if the driver is borrowing, 90 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:51,736 like, his mom's car? 91 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,216 - That's what people assume 92 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:54,280 when they see Andy driving his car. 93 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:55,827 - [groans] - [laughs] 94 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:57,370 - Looks like that truck comes loaded with zings, too. 95 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:58,352 - That's right. Okay, let's go, everybody. 96 00:02:58,395 --> 00:02:59,962 Come on. We're late for the shift. 97 00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:02,530 - Oh, shit, hide your mirrors. Here comes the C-Team. 98 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:05,489 [punchy rock music] 99 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:12,366 ♪ 100 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:18,807 - These guys are the worst. - Look who it is. 101 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:21,636 It's the little guys. [laughter] 102 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:23,464 - Hey, any chance, uh, you heard about 103 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:26,249 my vacation day last week? - Nope, not really. 104 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:29,296 - Cap said I could chalk it up to flex time. 105 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:31,254 all: Oh! 106 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:34,388 - Actually, I went to a bar over the weekend and curled it. 107 00:03:34,431 --> 00:03:36,390 [laughter] - Was it a candy bar? 108 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:39,349 [laughter] all: Whoo! 109 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:40,829 - No. 110 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:42,570 - Hey, Captain, you forgot your bag. 111 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:44,093 - Nope, no, I didn't, Delilah. 112 00:03:44,136 --> 00:03:45,418 I just didn't feel like carrying it. 113 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:46,767 - How many times you gotta tell her? 114 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:47,792 - Right? [bag thuds] 115 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:49,272 - Oh, what? [laughter] 116 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,013 - Delilah! - Delilah, come on. 117 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:52,797 Better get that--nope. - [laughs] 118 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,016 - Come on, guys. - Come on. 119 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:55,539 - [laughs awkwardly] 120 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,237 - Let's go, fellas. 121 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,021 - Delilah, hey. 122 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:01,371 How's the old C-Squad treating you? 123 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:02,851 - [sighs] Best way to describe it 124 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:04,722 is hell on Earth. - [exhales deeply] 125 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:06,570 I'm really sorry that my dad couldn't get you transferred 126 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:09,466 back to Station 27. - Yeah, me too. 127 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:11,860 You know, my old station was awesome, but, you know, 128 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:14,254 they'd filled my slot, and C-Team had one open, 129 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,995 so here I am. - Delilah! 130 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:18,301 How many times I gotta tell you? 131 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,042 Don't forget your axe. - [fearful grunt] 132 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:22,697 - Jesus. - They, uh, make me hold 133 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:25,656 my rubber axe all the time. Even on my days off. 134 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:29,138 Breakfast is on me. 135 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:30,922 - Oh, man. She looks like shit. 136 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:33,403 - Yeah, and I feel like shit. - Yeah, you should. 137 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:35,275 After you had her transferred and ripped 138 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:38,321 from her wonderful life, the C-Team crushed her spirit. 139 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:40,845 That's on you. 140 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:42,673 - [sighs deeply] 141 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:45,285 [ominous music] 142 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:47,069 Ugh, not again. 143 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:49,463 [rock music] 144 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:51,334 - All right, good morning everybody. 145 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:52,466 - Hey. - Good morning. 146 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:53,945 - First order of business. 147 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:56,687 Who here thinks that my test truck is better than 148 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:58,254 Andy's toy car? - [groans] 149 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,821 - Show of hands! - Right here. 150 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,910 - It's not a toy, you guys. - Oh, really? 151 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:03,520 Does it take batteries? - Yeah. 152 00:05:03,564 --> 00:05:05,261 - What? - Yeah. 153 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,915 - Can you speak up? - [scoffs] 154 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:08,612 Yeah. - Then it is a toy. 155 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:10,266 [laughter] - All right. 156 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,834 I have some exciting news. Station 24 has been selected 157 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:14,531 to create the next round of 158 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:16,316 public service announcements for the city. 159 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:17,510 - We get to shoot the commercials? 160 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:18,927 - We do, It's a big honor. 161 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:21,495 We're premiering on "It's 2:00 A.M. in Tacoma" 162 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,148 and all municipal websites. 163 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:24,324 - Yeah. People love websites. 164 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:25,934 - Yeah! 165 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:27,128 - And we also get a chance to save lives. 166 00:05:27,152 --> 00:05:28,545 So let's put some thought into it. 167 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:30,417 We'll have a creative meeting after lunch. 168 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:31,853 - When was the last time Station 24 169 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:34,159 got to make the PSAs? - It's funny you ask that. 170 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:36,727 I happen to have it right here. 171 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:38,555 all: Ooh. - You know what this is? 172 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:39,880 - Hey, that's my copy of "On Golden Pond." 173 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:41,123 - It's a VHS. 174 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:42,448 We used to watch movies on these things. 175 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:45,823 Can you believe that? 176 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,434 And...pop! 177 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:48,565 [funky electronic music] 178 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:50,088 - Oh. - Oh, my gosh. 179 00:05:50,132 --> 00:05:52,352 - The world as we know it is about to end. 180 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:55,180 This New Year's Eve, as we enter the year 2000, 181 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:56,660 the millennium bug will hit. 182 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:58,880 - A little something called Y2K. 183 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:01,404 - Computer systems will fail around the world. 184 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:03,232 Bank accounts will be deleted, 185 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:05,756 and planes will fall from the sky. 186 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,890 So you have to ask yourself, "Am I prepared?" 187 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:11,675 I'm going to check my emergency survival kit. 188 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,329 What are you working on? 189 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,984 - It's a new peer-to-peer social network. 190 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:20,249 I'm calling it "FaceConnect." 191 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:23,731 - I call it deleted. 'Cause that's what will happen 192 00:06:23,774 --> 00:06:26,777 if you do not unplug your computers or appliances 193 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:28,562 before the stroke of midnight. 194 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:31,739 When the world ends, be ready. 195 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:35,003 - That way, on New Year's, you won't get kissed 196 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:37,745 on the "apoca-lips." 197 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:40,617 ♪ 198 00:06:40,661 --> 00:06:42,271 [amused exclamations] 199 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:44,404 - Love that line! - Cap, you're a good actor. 200 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:47,232 - That "apoca-lips" line got me laid countless times. 201 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:49,060 - Hey. - Good luck topping it. 202 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:50,453 - All right, let's wind this up. 203 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:54,022 Starting with Andy's car. [laughter] 204 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:55,153 - Chief. - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 205 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:56,590 - Man. - Man! 206 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:59,636 - Andy, Andy, Andy. - Yeah? 207 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,658 - You wanna get Chief back for all the razzing about the car? 208 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,988 - Yeah. - I got something. 209 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:06,948 [mischievous music] 210 00:07:06,991 --> 00:07:08,776 ♪ 211 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:10,386 [liquid sloshing] 212 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,040 - Why are you putting gas in the truck? 213 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:14,738 - Because I enjoy giving Terry a false sense of security. 214 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:16,324 - So what's your endgame? - Nah, you don't want me 215 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:18,350 to give it away, do you? - Nah. 216 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:21,005 - Nah. Close that. 217 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:22,964 - Are we just doing fire safety PSAs? 218 00:07:23,007 --> 00:07:24,182 - Oh, I don't think so. 219 00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:25,967 You know, Y2K video was topical. 220 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:29,318 - How about a PSA explaining what PSA stands for? 221 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:31,078 'Cause I think there's, like, a lot of confusion around that. 222 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,471 - No, no, no. - I mean, nobody can give me 223 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:33,994 a straight answer. - How about a PSA about two 224 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:36,325 great teams making PSAs? - That's great idea. 225 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:38,283 - Wait, what? - Ouch, ouch! 226 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:39,633 - What's up? - [grunts] 227 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:41,417 - [laughs] It's good to see you, ladies. 228 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,071 - Chief, what are these guys doing here? 229 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:44,527 - What do you mean? I didn't say your shift 230 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,093 was making the PSAs. - Yeah, you did. You-- 231 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:48,206 - I said the station's making PSAs. 232 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,295 The C-Team wants to join. The more the merrier! 233 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:51,862 - Chief, we don't need their help. 234 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:54,517 - Oh, you don't need our help? [laughter] 235 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,780 We don't need yours. - This little joker. 236 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,479 He's so funny. - Listen, my man Shorty 237 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:01,785 over here won a Ta-Comy for acting in local theater. 238 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:04,092 - Mm-hmm. - And when I played in the NFL, 239 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:05,615 I did commercials. - Yeah. 240 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:07,288 - Including those Happy Sailor deodorant commercials, 241 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:09,097 which I'm sure you all have seen. 242 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:10,161 both: Mm. - I use that deodorant. 243 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:12,840 - So, basically, I can act, 244 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:15,320 and I have a ton of money for the budget. 245 00:08:15,364 --> 00:08:18,062 And how are you gonna compete with this? 246 00:08:18,106 --> 00:08:19,716 [angelic harmony] 247 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,718 - [scoffs] - All right, guys. 248 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:23,043 We're all gonna work together. - No, no, no, Chief, don't-- 249 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,067 Don't-- 250 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:26,699 - Chief, don't leave. Chief, don't leave--Chief-- 251 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:28,682 [overlapping shouting] 252 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:31,119 - Yeah, Chief! Whoo! 253 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:35,447 - The chamois makes it shiny. 254 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:37,691 - Hey, uh, Chief, your AC is on. 255 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:39,606 - Yeah, I know. I don't wanna get hot. 256 00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:41,433 - Yeah, but you're wasting so much gas. 257 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:43,087 - Don't worry about my gas. 258 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,151 This baby gets better gas mileage 259 00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:45,525 than your little sardine can. 260 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:47,004 - Oh, I seriously doubt that, Chief. 261 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:48,591 - Oh, yeah? How many miles per gallon do you get? 262 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:51,313 - I like to think of it more as smiles per gallon. 263 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:53,620 - 55 miles per gallon. - Really? 264 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:56,231 - Yeah, 55. - That seems like a lot. 265 00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:58,594 - I know, I thought so too. But the proof's in the pudding. 266 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,409 - I've been driving this baby for three days, 267 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:02,106 haven't even moved the needle yet. 268 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:03,412 - What? 269 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:04,326 - What's the opposite of a lemon? 270 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:05,675 - A shark? - Lime! 271 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:06,850 This is all lime. 272 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,765 - Hoo-ee, look at this gorgeous truck. 273 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:10,438 It's like you two were separated at birth. 274 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:12,377 - It's got eight cup holders. - Wow-ee. 275 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,118 - The big ones! - Whoo! 276 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,685 - Unlike this little "bra on wheels," 277 00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:17,644 this baby reeks manliness. - Mm. 278 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:19,602 - I think I'm gonna start smoking cigars. 279 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:21,909 Here, keep her running five minutes then turn it off. 280 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:22,953 - What? [groans] 281 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,172 - Ready to go fill them up? 282 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:25,410 - You know we created a monster, right? 283 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,654 - I know. And it's alive! 284 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,438 - [groans] - Look, he left this thing on. 285 00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:32,180 - And all the doors are open! 286 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:34,269 - What about spaying and neutering your cats? 287 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:36,227 - Ooh. - That's good. 288 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:38,142 - Hey, hey, hey, breast cancer awareness. 289 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:39,491 - Ugh. - [retches] 290 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:42,364 - Boo. - Tapestries on lamps? 291 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:43,844 - Yeah. - Oh, that's good. 292 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,256 - Sorry, what does-- what does that mean? 293 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,779 - Come on, man. Sometimes my lovemaking 294 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:48,849 goes on for so long they catch on fire. 295 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,653 - I've seen him do it. - You watch him do that? 296 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,940 - Delilah, what is this? 297 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,657 You know I don't eat the green apples ones. 298 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,441 - Oh, my God, Delilah, Delilah. - It's like an abomination. 299 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:57,727 They're touching my yellow ones. 300 00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,686 - Don't do that. Get it out of here. 301 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,644 - All right, guys. We're losing focus here. 302 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:06,649 How about we do a PSA video on the new trend of fisting? 303 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,738 - Hard pass. - Who made you the director? 304 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:09,933 - Yeah. - Well, I guess I just did. 305 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:12,481 First of all, I'm a Captain. - We know. 306 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,198 No, no, no, no, no. I can make you pick lint 307 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:15,658 out of my bellybutton if I want. 308 00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,965 [laughter] Second, Granny's little 309 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:20,054 body cam videos don't inspire much confidence. 310 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:23,187 - Guys, honestly, Granny's our guy, so he's gonna direct. 311 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,407 - We're doing public service announcements. 312 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,452 - Yeah. - Not fisting porn, man. 313 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:29,672 - You know what? I'm directing, end of story. 314 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:32,283 - [laughs] - [indistinct chatter] 315 00:10:32,327 --> 00:10:33,589 - I guess there's only one way 316 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,982 we're gonna be able to solve this. 317 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:36,810 - Hmm. 318 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:39,987 [Kenny Loggins's "Playing with the Boys"] 319 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:43,773 ♪ 320 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:47,081 - ♪ I'd say it was the right time ♪ 321 00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:50,824 ♪ To walk away 322 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:54,001 ♪ When dreaming takes you nowhere ♪ 323 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:57,613 ♪ It's time to play 324 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,094 ♪ Bodies working overtime 325 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,617 ♪ Your money don't matter 326 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,532 ♪ The time keeps ticking 327 00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:08,015 ♪ When someone's on your mind ♪ 328 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:10,191 ♪ On your mind 329 00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:14,282 ♪ 330 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:17,459 ♪ I'm moving in slow motion 331 00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:20,680 ♪ Feels so good 332 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:23,857 ♪ It's a strange anticipation ♪ 333 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:28,688 ♪ Knock, knock, knocking on wood ♪ 334 00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:31,473 - I'm about to make you my B-I-T-C-H, baby. 335 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,867 - [shouts] - [indistinct] 336 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,496 Who the hell you think you're talking to? 337 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,870 - Guys, guys! - Huh? 338 00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,673 You wanna go? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 339 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,786 - Hey! - Get your boy off! 340 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,111 All right, get your boy! Control your boy! 341 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,484 - Hey, hey, hey, you know what? 342 00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,114 You know what? The hell with this, all right? 343 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,488 We're not working together. You do your PSAs, 344 00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,142 and we'll do our PSAs. 345 00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,665 - Okay, yeah, yeah, that's fine. 346 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,711 Because ours is gonna blow yours out of the water! 347 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,277 - That's right! [laughter] 348 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:54,714 - We'll see about that. Good-bye. 349 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,541 - A-Team out! 350 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,718 - Man, you guys are really good at hockey. 351 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:01,285 - We better be. We have mandatory practices 352 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:04,288 in the event that another shift challenges us to a game. 353 00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:06,508 - [chuckles] 354 00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:09,119 Whoa, is that new? - Uh, yeah. 355 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:12,253 When I got transferred to C-Team, all the guys had one, 356 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:15,343 and they said it was the shift tattoo, and I had to get one. 357 00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,998 But when I showed up with mine, they started laughing, 358 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,063 and they rubbed theirs off, 'cause theirs were temporary. 359 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,566 - Shut up. 360 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,351 - And I'm gonna have this shit forever. 361 00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,754 - Does my dad know about that? - Oh, my God, don't tell him. 362 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,572 It'll just make things worse for me. 363 00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,923 - I'm so sorry. - It's not your fault. 364 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,814 I mean, you're not the one who had me transferred 365 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:35,189 to this station. - Delilah, come on! 366 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,800 - Let's go. - Coming. 367 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,934 [ominous music] 368 00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:42,500 - [groans] 369 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,154 - You just drizzle it on top like that? 370 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,132 - Yeah, just a light drizzle. You put a little butter 371 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,376 and lemon, and sprinkle it across the top. 372 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,769 - Hmm. - What's the opposite 373 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:50,876 of a lemon? - You know what? 374 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,946 I keep getting asked that. I don't know. 375 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:55,905 - Hey guys, who has an awesome mustache 376 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,777 and owns the greatest truck of all time? 377 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,648 - I'm gonna say Kid Rock. - This guy. 378 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,868 $70,000, 80 miles per gallon. 379 00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,783 - 80 miles per gallon? - Seven-- 380 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,959 - Whoo, doggy! - Yeah, I miscalculated. 381 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,918 It's not 55, it's 80 miles per gallon. 382 00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,138 Can you believe it? - Wait, 70K? 383 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,793 That's a big investment, Chief. - Sure is. 384 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,664 - You know what? I'll more than make up for it 385 00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:18,101 in the money I save on gas. In the meantime--you! 386 00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:20,930 Keep that "save the seals" mobile out of my spot. 387 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,473 I don't wanna run it over with the beast. 388 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,629 - Okay, mm. - [laughs] 389 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,327 This fresh? - Yeah, I just made it. 390 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,632 - Awesome. Thank you. 391 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,939 I like my coffee like I like my trucks--black! 392 00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:32,855 - He just mugged you. [chuckles] 393 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:35,684 - 70K is so much money. I think we should come clean. 394 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,599 - Come clean? What are you, smoking crack? 395 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,002 Now's when the fun actually starts. 396 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,665 Remember when you asked what the endgame was? 397 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,996 - Yes. - This is it. 398 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,737 [light music] 399 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:46,956 - There we go. - Whoa. 400 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,305 You're really good at that, Cap. 401 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,481 - Damn straight. 402 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,832 I haven't paid for gas since high school. 403 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,008 - Wait, have you ever stolen my gas? 404 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,575 - [chuckles] Hold that still, would you? 405 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,839 - Myawani! - Oh! 406 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,841 [both grunt] 407 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,845 - What, what-- 408 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,848 [upbeat music] 409 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,198 ♪ 410 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,958 - Oh, hey, I've been looking all over for you. 411 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,114 What are you guys doing? 412 00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,203 - Uh, just having a water balloon fight. 413 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,508 - I'm losing. - Cute. 414 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,815 Hey, check this out. Look it. 415 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,164 [both laugh] - Right, cool. 416 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,645 - It's a Montalban Reserve. It's from Honduras. 417 00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:24,994 - Huh. - It's gonna taste great 418 00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:27,867 with this badass truck of mine. [laughs] 419 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,694 Okay. - Do not light that. 420 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:30,846 - No. - Oh, what's the matter? 421 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,959 You don't like the smell, huh? 422 00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,874 - Chief, Chief-- 423 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,068 - No, no, no. Do not light that. 424 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,528 - No, no. 425 00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,313 [dramatic music] 426 00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:40,377 - No, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 427 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:43,186 - [laughs] 428 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:46,059 both: No! 429 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,408 - [spits] 430 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,366 ♪ 431 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:52,021 - [guffaws] 432 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,631 See you later, suckers! 433 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,677 - That was thrilling. 434 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,767 - No, that was terrifying. 435 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:02,075 [lively rock music] 436 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,487 - Are the lights ready yet? - [sighs] 437 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,556 You know, this is hot on my fingers. 438 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,777 - Get some gloves. The lights need to be perfect. 439 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:11,345 - Okay, well, you better sweep my chimneys then, too. 440 00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,694 [laughs] 441 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:16,306 - This is a cell phone free set. 442 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,873 - Hey, man. - Are you serious? 443 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,572 - We need to beat these guys, so focus, all right? 444 00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:23,270 Let's roll on rehearsal. - Yes. 445 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:24,943 - Hey, I was thinking I could add this little thing about 446 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,056 how carbon monoxide is "silent but deadly." 447 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,537 - Oh, like the fart. - Ex--exactly! 448 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,408 - Let's read what's on the script. 449 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,976 You know, we'll just read what's written, all right? 450 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,673 - But why does it have to be so dark? 451 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:38,111 - I'm going for a mood, all right? 452 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:40,591 Unlike the C-Team and their stupid '80s theme, 453 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:41,984 whatever that is. 454 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,855 - Keep dancing, keep that energy up! 455 00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,596 - Whoo! - I'm loving it! 456 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,096 - Come on, Cap, come hang out with us! 457 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,948 - You want me in there? - Yeah! 458 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,601 - [laughs] - I'm about to get in there! 459 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:53,039 - Come on, Cap! - Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 460 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,954 - Whoo-whoo! Hey, hey, hold on, hold on. 461 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,913 Should we do a PSA or should we just have a party? 462 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,393 all: Party! 463 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,351 - Whoo! 464 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,224 - Oi, you're gonna wind up dead. 465 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,530 Now remember to turn off your space heaters! 466 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,030 - I like that. - I can always do it when 467 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,578 the camera's not rolling. - Hey, buddy, good job, man. 468 00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:11,981 I'm loving everything you're doing. 469 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,035 But you're gonna be nude in this scene, okay? 470 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,799 - Are you serious? - Come on. 471 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,410 I gotta top these guys. - No, Granny. 472 00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,847 I'm not getting naked. - What, don't be a prude, man. 473 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,980 You're a stripper. - Number one. 474 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,218 I'm not a stripper. I'm an exotic dancer. 475 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,331 Number two. I don't get nude on stage. 476 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,028 I tease. - Okay. 477 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,006 You're just uncomfortable with being naked all of a sudden? 478 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,598 - Well, what does nudity have to do with space heaters? 479 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,600 - You guys are being losers right now. 480 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,341 - No, you're kinda being a dick. 481 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:35,559 - Oh, I'm a dick? 482 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,039 Ike can't even remember his lines. 483 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,737 - [laughs] You changed, man. 484 00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,046 I quit. - Wha-- 485 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:47,180 - Yeah, me too. - Yeah, you changed. 486 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,616 I quit too. - Really? 487 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:51,227 - And another thing, Granny. Guess what. 488 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:54,230 Have fun shooting your PSA with no friends. 489 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:57,668 'Cause no one's here! - Well, I don't need you! 490 00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:00,019 I don't need any of you! I'll do it myself! 491 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,852 - ♪ Bop-de-boop-de-boo, do-do-do ♪ 492 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:10,377 Driving my truck. My truck! 493 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:11,552 Yeah, truck! 494 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:14,685 [alert dinging] 495 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,426 What-- What the-- 496 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,646 That's impossible. I just filled it up! 497 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:21,605 [engine clanking] 498 00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,172 Damn it! 499 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:26,393 Jesus, Chief Terry McConky here. 500 00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:28,395 Um, can you tell me, uh-- 501 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:31,093 How many miles per gallon does the truck get? 502 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,877 - Nine? [chuckles] 503 00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:36,272 Did you say nine? Okay. 504 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,057 - Hey, Chiefy. What's good, bubba? 505 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,580 - Oh, hey, hey. Hey, guys. 506 00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:41,297 What are you doing out here? - Getting some lunch 507 00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,018 and generally rocking and rolling. 508 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,648 How about you? - You know, I was just, uh, 509 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:47,153 I was driving, I got a cramp in the old leg. 510 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:50,373 - Ooh, that hurts. - And so I'm just, uh... 511 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,419 I'm just stretching it out. - Working it out. 512 00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,290 Cool, cool, cool. - Sciatic nerve, you know? 513 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,205 - Well, do you need a lift or something, Chief? 514 00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,530 - No, no, no, why would I need a lift? 515 00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,382 - You know, y-you got the sciatic nerve thing. 516 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,273 - No, no, I'm fine, I'm good. I'll stretch it out 517 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,777 then I'll drive the old truck back. 518 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,624 - Oh, man, look at that truck. How cool is that truck? 519 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,911 - It is really cool. - Still getting 80 MPG? 520 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,957 - Sure, yeah. At least. 521 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,456 - How lucky you are. - Great, great, great. 522 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,916 - But you don't want a lift now? 523 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,875 - Uh, I just said I didn't want a lift. 524 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,137 So I don't want a lift. 525 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,052 - Far be it from us to be courteous. 526 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,923 - Yeah. - Am I right? 527 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:19,837 - I'll meet you back at the station. 528 00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,448 - Okay, cool. - Yeah. 529 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:22,903 - We'll see you back there. See you there. 530 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,103 - Okay. - Bye, Chief. 531 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,279 - Okay. Leg cramp. 532 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,758 - [laughs] Look at him back there. 533 00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:31,327 He looks like a lost child. - Man, I feel terrible. 534 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,566 [sighs] Following a guy till he runs out of gas like that? 535 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,985 - Dude, we just made a grown man lie about his gas mileage. 536 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,682 - We screwed him to the tune of 70K. 537 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:41,555 - Yeah, but when you saw him actually run out of gas, 538 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,861 how did it feel? Be honest. 539 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,559 - Kinda good. [both laugh] 540 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,387 - Yeah, yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. 541 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:50,216 Cherish that, [indistinct]. Doesn't come along very often. 542 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,869 - Mm. 543 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,741 [light rock music] 544 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:56,570 - Anti-fisting PSA, take one. 545 00:18:56,613 --> 00:19:00,356 ♪ 546 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,662 [grunts] 547 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:04,273 [muffled speech] 548 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,104 [laughter] 549 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,516 - He got the whole fist in his mouth! 550 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,933 [laughter] 551 00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:14,022 - [panicked muffled speech] - Should we call 911? 552 00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,806 - [muffled speech] - He's got his-- 553 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,766 [laughs] - No, no, no, get it out! 554 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,657 Get it out, get it out! We're gonna take him to the ER! 555 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:21,986 We're gonna go-- 556 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,249 - You got it. Ooga-booga-booga! 557 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,728 - You guys wanna play Horse? 558 00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,315 - Actually, when we play here, we drop the R. 559 00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,167 - Yeah, in the fire station we play Hose. 560 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,690 - Yup. - Oh, that tracks. 561 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,605 - [muffled groan] 562 00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,409 - Well, well, well, if it isn't the guy who put his 563 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,609 metaphorical foot in his mouth. - [laughs] 564 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,915 - Yeah, and his fist in his real mouth. 565 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,353 - [muffled speech] - Why should we? 566 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,746 You called us losers. - [muffled speech] 567 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,444 - Man. - [sighs] 568 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,794 All right, she we do the 3-2-1 pull method? 569 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,361 - Yeah. - Sure. 570 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:51,929 - Three, two, one. Pull! 571 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,975 - [muffled groan] - [grunts] 572 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:56,282 - Holy shit. - [yells] 573 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,588 Ow! 574 00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,242 - You got something you wanna say to us? 575 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:03,289 - You guys, I'm really sorry. 576 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,769 There are no excuses for my actions. 577 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:09,817 - It's okay, buddy. We all make mistakes sometimes. 578 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:13,081 - I promise I will never forget to change the batteries 579 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:16,258 on the carbon monoxide detector again. 580 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,564 - Good call. 581 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:20,175 Because carbon monoxide is silent but deadly. 582 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,221 - Like farts. - And cut! 583 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,179 I think we got it, you guys. - Hoo! 584 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,615 - [sighs] - That was awesome. 585 00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,071 - So we're square? - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 586 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:29,010 Granny, you still owe us a real apology. 587 00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,577 - The PSA didn't count? - Nope. 588 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,970 - But I really meant it. - You can always roll your hand 589 00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:35,016 back into a fist and stick it back in your mouth. 590 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:38,193 - Okay, okay, I'm sorry, all right? 591 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,761 I went too far. We're friends. 592 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,632 I was wrong. 593 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,243 - You're forgiven. 594 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,287 [laughter] - Friends. 595 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,767 Of course we're friends. - Granny! 596 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:49,465 [all grunting] - Buddy. 597 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:51,859 - Oh, uh, Delilah. Let me help with that. 598 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,469 - Uh, no, it's okay. 599 00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,428 It's just C-Team's laundry from home. 600 00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,038 - Hey, I wanted to show you something. 601 00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,624 I've been feeling really bad about the way the C-Team's been 602 00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:01,260 treating you, so I got a little something as, like, 603 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:04,045 a show of solidarity. Check it out. 604 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,438 [laughs] Isn't it so bad? 605 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,701 - Oh, my God. You did that for me? 606 00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:10,443 - Yeah, so now you're not the only one in the station 607 00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,836 with a stupid tattoo. - Except... 608 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,884 [lively music] 609 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:20,627 Oh, shit! 610 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:24,195 Oh, no, it rubbed right off! - It's temporary? 611 00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:25,893 - Yeah, dude. [scoffs] 612 00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:29,331 Now you're the only one with that stupid-ass tattoo. 613 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,048 Lucy, I've known you were the one who had me transferred 614 00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:32,726 this whole time. 615 00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:36,512 You uprooted me from my home and my perfect job, 616 00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:38,862 and then threw me away like forgotten leftovers. 617 00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:40,342 But guess what? 618 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,493 I think you're gonna remember me now. 619 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,171 'Cause every time you look back 620 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:45,695 at that stupid-ass unicorn's face, 621 00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:48,132 I hope you'll remember this. 622 00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:52,746 Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! 623 00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:54,748 [laughs] Yeah, got it! 624 00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:56,706 - Bam! - Oh! 625 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:57,794 - Hmm-hmm! - Yeah! 626 00:21:57,838 --> 00:21:59,622 - Bam! - Dance, dance, go, Delilah! 627 00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:00,841 Dance off! 628 00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:02,886 all: You just got C-Teamed! 629 00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:04,497 [cheering] 630 00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:07,500 - Hey, uh, Lucy, your bald spot's showing. 631 00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:10,503 [laughter] 632 00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:13,244 ♪ 633 00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:14,855 - Yeah. [car honks] 634 00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:17,684 - Morning. What's up, guys? - What's going on, Chief? 635 00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:19,468 - I took a page out of old Andy's book. 636 00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:20,793 Every day's Earth Day, right guys? 637 00:22:20,817 --> 00:22:22,732 - Since when do you care about the environment? 638 00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:24,580 - I don't hate the environment, I hate animals, big difference. 639 00:22:24,604 --> 00:22:26,736 - So this is your new car? - Yeah. 640 00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,410 Jesus took mercy on me and took the truck back. 641 00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,566 So I got this baby. Huh? 642 00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:32,960 - Chief, you hate small cars. - Well, this one's great. 643 00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:34,546 Look, I can almost stretch my neck out in it. 644 00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:36,311 - You got a neck? [laughter] 645 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,921 - That's funny. - Oh, hey. 646 00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:40,160 Everybody's PSAs are finished. You wanna go inside and watch? 647 00:22:40,184 --> 00:22:41,316 - Yes. - Awesome. 648 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,578 - Oh, man. - Awesome. 649 00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:47,409 Let me just, uh, get my, uh... [grunts] 650 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:48,691 A little help, guys? - You can't get out? 651 00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:50,499 - [grunting] - Yeah, yeah, no problem. 652 00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:51,998 - That's cool. - Yeah, it's tight squeeze. 653 00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:53,522 - The seat--the seat things-- I don't--I don't know. 654 00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:54,851 - All right, three, two, one. 655 00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:56,331 [all grunt] 656 00:23:00,727 --> 00:23:03,599 - All right. And now, the world premiere 657 00:23:03,643 --> 00:23:06,123 of the PS-A-Team. 658 00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:08,125 [cheers and applause] 659 00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:09,562 - Come on. [laughs] 660 00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:13,130 - Man. I'm so nervous, though. 661 00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:17,352 - Uh, honey, are--are you going to wear your seatbelt? 662 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:21,312 - Hell, no. Seatbelts are uncool. 663 00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:23,140 [cheerful music] 664 00:23:23,184 --> 00:23:25,795 - What's uncool is not wear-- wearing your seatbelt. 665 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:27,188 - [crying] 666 00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:28,972 - Oh, don't forget your little one. 667 00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:32,715 - [crying] 668 00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:34,717 Ooh. 669 00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:37,416 Baby buckled now. [giggles] 670 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:40,331 - Buckle up. It saves lives. 671 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:44,597 ♪ 672 00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:47,513 - Well, that sucked. - Yeah. 673 00:23:47,556 --> 00:23:48,601 - Yup. - Yeah. 674 00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:49,993 - Yeah. - That was way weirder 675 00:23:50,037 --> 00:23:51,952 than I thought. - Let's compare to the C-Team. 676 00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:54,520 - [sighs] - [chuckles] 677 00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:58,001 [lively music] 678 00:23:58,045 --> 00:24:00,090 - The summer's heating up, and so am I. 679 00:24:00,134 --> 00:24:02,484 This Fourth of July protect yourself by wearing plenty 680 00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:04,965 of sunscreen with SPF 30 or higher. 681 00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:06,749 And have a friend help you with those 682 00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:09,491 tough-to-reach areas. 683 00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:11,145 - I gotta work out. 684 00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:12,712 [eagle shrieks] 685 00:24:12,755 --> 00:24:14,975 - From all of us at Tacoma FD, on July Fourth, 686 00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:17,586 go forth safely, and... 687 00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:20,241 all: Happy Fourth! 688 00:24:20,284 --> 00:24:24,201 ♪ 689 00:24:24,245 --> 00:24:26,377 - Is that real whale? - Let's use theirs. 690 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:27,988 - Yeah, I think. - Right? 691 00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:29,052 - For sure. - Yeah, no brainer. 692 00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:30,276 - Yeah. - Hit it again, Granny.